10 December 2012
27 October 2012
About A Man - Must Read
For the 1st time something on a MAN,
Who is a MAN?
A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates 4 sister.
He sacrifices his dreams 4 just smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.
He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness.
Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth !!
Who is a MAN?
A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates 4 sister.
He sacrifices his dreams 4 just smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.
He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness.
Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth !!
20 September 2012
Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl
J.P Morgan CEO's Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest with what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an annual income of $500k? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Amongst those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into a high cost residential area on the west of New York , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurants, gyms). 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why are most wives of the rich only average-looking? I've met a few girls who do not have looks & are not interesting, but they were able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
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Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...
Signed,
CEO J.P. Morgan
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest with what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an annual income of $500k? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Amongst those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into a high cost residential area on the west of New York , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurants, gyms). 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why are most wives of the rich only average-looking? I've met a few girls who do not have looks & are not interesting, but they were able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
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Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...
Signed,
CEO J.P. Morgan
23 May 2012
31 March 2012
The Salty Coffee
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after
her, while he so average, nobody paid attention to him.
At the end of the party, he finally found courage to invite her to have
coffee with him.
She was surprised, but out of politeness, she promised. They sat in a
nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt
uncomfortable, waiting for coffee
She kept on thinking, "Please, let it get over soon...let me go home...."
It arrived and suddenly, he asked the waiter. "Would you please get me
some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee!"
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why this habit?"
He took a couple of sips and replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived
near the sea, I liked playing in the sea! I can still remember the taste of the sea..
This salty coffee...every time.
I drink it, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown... I
miss my hometown so much... I miss my parents who are still out there."
While saying this, tears filled his eyes.
She was deeply touched.
A man who can tell out his homesickness, must be a man who loves home,
cares about home, has responsibility of home.
Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her
childhood, her family. That was a really great date, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually, he was a man who met
all her expectations: he was tolerant, kind hearted, warm, caring. He
was such a good man and hadn't been for the salt in the coffee, she'd never have really known him!
The rest of the story was just like any other beautiful love story: the
princess married to the prince, and they lived a very happy married
life.
And yes! every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the
coffee, just the way he liked it!
After 40 years of marital bliss, he died after a short illness. One day, she found a letter he had left for her:
"My dearest,
Please forgive me, but I lied to you.. Only once.. Remember the first
time we dated? I was so nervous, I asked for salt instead of sugar! I
was too embarrassesd to admit it, so I just went ahead.
I never thought that could bring about such a frank and intimate conversation between the two of us!
Later, I tried to tell you the truth so many times but was afraid you'd think I was a liar and never again believe me ...
Now I'm dying, and am afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't
like the salty coffee, as a matter of fact I hate it! What a strange bad
taste.. But since you made it for me with so much love, I drank it all my life!
Please forgive me, darling.. for lying to you first in that Coffee Shop
and then not telling you the truth everytime you made coffee for me! I
am not lying now when I say, I couldn't have that coffee any other way!
- still madly in love with you"
If anybody ask her: "How did that salted coffee taste?"
"It's sweet." She always replied.
her, while he so average, nobody paid attention to him.
At the end of the party, he finally found courage to invite her to have
coffee with him.
She was surprised, but out of politeness, she promised. They sat in a
nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt
uncomfortable, waiting for coffee
She kept on thinking, "Please, let it get over soon...let me go home...."
It arrived and suddenly, he asked the waiter. "Would you please get me
some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee!"
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why this habit?"
He took a couple of sips and replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived
near the sea, I liked playing in the sea! I can still remember the taste of the sea..
This salty coffee...every time.
I drink it, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown... I
miss my hometown so much... I miss my parents who are still out there."
While saying this, tears filled his eyes.
She was deeply touched.
A man who can tell out his homesickness, must be a man who loves home,
cares about home, has responsibility of home.
Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her
childhood, her family. That was a really great date, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually, he was a man who met
all her expectations: he was tolerant, kind hearted, warm, caring. He
was such a good man and hadn't been for the salt in the coffee, she'd never have really known him!
The rest of the story was just like any other beautiful love story: the
princess married to the prince, and they lived a very happy married
life.
And yes! every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the
coffee, just the way he liked it!
After 40 years of marital bliss, he died after a short illness. One day, she found a letter he had left for her:
"My dearest,
Please forgive me, but I lied to you.. Only once.. Remember the first
time we dated? I was so nervous, I asked for salt instead of sugar! I
was too embarrassesd to admit it, so I just went ahead.
I never thought that could bring about such a frank and intimate conversation between the two of us!
Later, I tried to tell you the truth so many times but was afraid you'd think I was a liar and never again believe me ...
Now I'm dying, and am afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't
like the salty coffee, as a matter of fact I hate it! What a strange bad
taste.. But since you made it for me with so much love, I drank it all my life!
Please forgive me, darling.. for lying to you first in that Coffee Shop
and then not telling you the truth everytime you made coffee for me! I
am not lying now when I say, I couldn't have that coffee any other way!
- still madly in love with you"
If anybody ask her: "How did that salted coffee taste?"
"It's sweet." She always replied.
24 January 2012
Mera Dost - My Grand Father
Ek bura sapna sa lagta hai,
uska sath naa hona,
jivan ki in anjani rahon me ,
naa jane kaha kho gaya
mera wo saathi salona.
Anguli pakad kar jiski maine
jaani the har wo choti - badi baatein,
soyi gaay ko mra samajh kar,
chalti hawa ko koi vipda samajh kar
har waqt mere ulte - sidhe sawalon ki jhadi me
jaane kaha uljha rehta tha wo,
meri maasumiyat samajh kar
sab kuch sehta rehta tha wo.
Aaj aachanak is Pyari Duina se
jab wo na jane kaha chala gya h,
sabke dilo me apni yadein basakar
muh me chuppi saadhe
jane kya - kya keh gaya h,
mera wo dost
aaj najane kyo mujhse praya ho gya hai..
Ary@nnn
uska sath naa hona,
jivan ki in anjani rahon me ,
naa jane kaha kho gaya
mera wo saathi salona.
Anguli pakad kar jiski maine
jaani the har wo choti - badi baatein,
soyi gaay ko mra samajh kar,
chalti hawa ko koi vipda samajh kar
har waqt mere ulte - sidhe sawalon ki jhadi me
jaane kaha uljha rehta tha wo,
meri maasumiyat samajh kar
sab kuch sehta rehta tha wo.
Aaj aachanak is Pyari Duina se
jab wo na jane kaha chala gya h,
sabke dilo me apni yadein basakar
muh me chuppi saadhe
jane kya - kya keh gaya h,
mera wo dost
aaj najane kyo mujhse praya ho gya hai..
Ary@nnn
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